Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’

[rubberduck@lemmy.world]

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[xxce2aab@feddit.dk]

"Documentary" is a weird way to spell "propaganda biopic".

[hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works]

One ticket is still one more than they deserve.

[prove_your_argument@piefed.social]

Eva Braun propaganda.

A bribe paid to the family for a billionaire to be given carte blanche.

[twinnie@feddit.uk]

One more ticket than a film about me would have sold.

[shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol]

No one wants to be ambushed by a slow motion yeast infection.

[jol@discuss.tchncs.de]

Lmao soft is the understatement of the year. Why would they even try to release this in theaters overseas? Who cares about this woman?

[elgordino@fedia.io]

Surprised to hear this even had a UK release.

[iww4@lemmy.zip]

HAHAH Stealing that one!!!

[slothrop@lemmy.ca]

All you need to do is have sex with Trump.

[jadensmith@sh.itjust.works]

"I really don't care, do u?" - Melania Trump

No, Melania. We really don't.

[noforwadslashs@piefed.social]

No-one wants that. Not even Melania.

[someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Who wants to learn about a former supermodel brought in to the US under a genius visa for the purpose of marrying our Cheeto Mussolini? She has zero interesting qualities other than her former looks. Her son's a likely scumbag piece of shit, too.

[p00ptart@lemmy.world]

"another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks."

[savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca]

a former supermodel

She was never a super anything, she was a hooker.

[inucune@lemmy.world]

I don't think I would watch it even if it fell out the bottom of my cereal box.