Why do video game skeletons put themselves back together?
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Because that's how skeletons work dumbass
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"...bone to his bone."
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Because that's how skeletons work dumbass
Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
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Presumably if they're just skeletons they were animated this way anyway. Otherwise they'd just be a pile of bones with no way to move or hold themselves together.
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Presumably if they're just skeletons they were animated this way anyway. Otherwise they'd just be a pile of bones with no way to move or hold themselves together.
Me using a bunch of spring joints to join all individual bones together to make a skeleton
That'd be bad in so many ways
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Presumably if they're just skeletons they were animated this way anyway. Otherwise they'd just be a pile of bones with no way to move or hold themselves together.
This right here is to me the most obvious reason why this concept exists so ubiquitously, they’re already reanimated.
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Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Because barrels are always used to house explosions.
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Because barrels are always used to house explosions.
Just the red ones
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Just the red ones
They're regular barrels that are burning red hot from housing the explosion. Explosion spirits prefer to nest in occupied areas with plenty of goons around, and nobody can move their housing to a safer place without burning themselves.
It's a shame how players keep blaming their enemies for leaving giant weak points around when it's really just an unfortunate natural phenomenon.
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In its original Japan, Dry Bones is known as Karon, a reference to the sound of bones clattering.
Well there you go. They won't rest until they speak to your manager.
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The same reason ghosts and vampires and mummies often similarly reform, reanimate or reappear soon after being banished or defeated. All are undead, protected or animated by powerful magics, and you generally can't just "kill" something that's already supposed to be dead. Death no longer has meaning to it, its mere existence proves that it is beyond what we would normally consider death. At least not without exploiting some kind of specific weakness, using some elaborate ritual or calling ghostbusters.
Zombies are sometimes considered undead too, and originally they pretty much were, but more recently they've mostly been modernized and adopted into a more pseudo-science existence where they're simply dead-ish, but with bodies still animated by some kind of infection in the nervous system and brain that allows basic biological activity to continue. The biological activity, then, can still be stopped using most or all of our conventional methods of stopping unwanted biological activity.
True undead are much more difficult to permanently end, and a skeleton is very clearly not using any traditional biological activity to exist, so whatever does allow it to exist isn't likely to be stopped by our traditional methods of ending life.
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What is dead can never die
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They're possessed by the power of Music.
Necrodancer : REANIMATE!!
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Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
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Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Or why crates contain the specific ammo and supplies you need, or why pottery reliably contains money, or why old dusty castle walls hide entire meals that are somehow still edible...
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Because it is visually cool.
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What is dead can never die
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.” -
"...bone to his bone."
- Ezekiel 37:1-8 KJVDem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones,
Hear the word of the Lord.
