Why do video game skeletons put themselves back together?
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Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
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Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Or why crates contain the specific ammo and supplies you need, or why pottery reliably contains money, or why old dusty castle walls hide entire meals that are somehow still edible...
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Because it is visually cool.
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What is dead can never die
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.” -
"...bone to his bone."
- Ezekiel 37:1-8 KJVDem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones,
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It makes for some pretty neat (infuriating) game mechanics. Like an infinite mob spawner, but more intuitive and less dull.
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Me using a bunch of spring joints to join all individual bones together to make a skeleton
That'd be bad in so many ways
Only if it's all the bones
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What is dead can never die
You cannot kill what doesss not live
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What is dead can never die
But it CAN be ground to bone meal and replace a small amount of flour in commercial bread baking operations
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Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
Worked to the bone, you could say.
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Next they'll ask why red barrels explode when you shoot them...
Or why crates contain the specific ammo and supplies you need, or why pottery reliably contains money, or why old dusty castle walls hide entire meals that are somehow still edible...
Wall chicken out here catching strays.
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They got back together and got up the first time they died, why not do it again the second time?
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Why shouldn't they?
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I was about to hazard a guess that it hearkens back to Ray Harryhausen, but I rewatched the skeleton fight from Jason and the Argonauts, and I'm astounded that they apparently didn't do it there.
