I hope this message finds you well.
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My work situation is greying and killing me faster than my body can withstand. And so, I've updated my resume and started putting feelers out there which means recruiters have been reaching out
Nearly every message starts with "I hope this message finds you well." Honest to doGs truth, I think I'm genuinely going to have a cerebral aneurysm. 🤯
I'm normally pretty easy going, but a few things can still get to me and this is one. Perhaps I've even been sent an amazing opportunity which deleted these because I c a n n o t stand seeing that phrase. WHY?!
[insert indiana jones raiders melty face gif]
Yeah. I know i am opening myself up to people saying this in the replies. sighs
How about this? Share with us what one your favorite birds is and why? I like that. Birds are nice. They bring happiness... unlike my soul-sucking, anxiety inducing job.
Reply: "I hope you find this message in a well, preferably at the bottom of it, cuz your're tapped there, beeiatch¹"
¹its somehow funnier than "bitch" lol
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Reply: "I hope you find this message in a well, preferably at the bottom of it, cuz your're tapped there, beeiatch¹"
¹its somehow funnier than "bitch" lol
Oh, for a minute I thought we were going to the beach.
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In my previous job I used that to greet my boss because they were an absolute piece of shit.
Like verbally? Because this sounds like an excellent way to greet the suits at work.
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Sort of. They were actually so pissed at me that their voice cracked when we passed each other and they said anything. XD
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My work situation is greying and killing me faster than my body can withstand. And so, I've updated my resume and started putting feelers out there which means recruiters have been reaching out
Nearly every message starts with "I hope this message finds you well." Honest to doGs truth, I think I'm genuinely going to have a cerebral aneurysm. 🤯
I'm normally pretty easy going, but a few things can still get to me and this is one. Perhaps I've even been sent an amazing opportunity which deleted these because I c a n n o t stand seeing that phrase. WHY?!
[insert indiana jones raiders melty face gif]
Yeah. I know i am opening myself up to people saying this in the replies. sighs
How about this? Share with us what one your favorite birds is and why? I like that. Birds are nice. They bring happiness... unlike my soul-sucking, anxiety inducing job.
Quetzal! I learned about it from my Guatemalan Spanish tutor once. Beautiful green bird
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Quetzal! I learned about it from my Guatemalan Spanish tutor once. Beautiful green bird
Holy smokes! I've never seen anything like it! Gorgeous!
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Yeah it's very cute
Fun fact: it's the national bird of Guatemala and the name of their currency is also Quetzal. Apparently old indigenous chiefs would wear a quetzal feather on their head. Also it's endangered.
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Yeah it's very cute
Fun fact: it's the national bird of Guatemala and the name of their currency is also Quetzal. Apparently old indigenous chiefs would wear a quetzal feather on their head. Also it's endangered.
Thanks for sharing!
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My work situation is greying and killing me faster than my body can withstand. And so, I've updated my resume and started putting feelers out there which means recruiters have been reaching out
Nearly every message starts with "I hope this message finds you well." Honest to doGs truth, I think I'm genuinely going to have a cerebral aneurysm. 🤯
I'm normally pretty easy going, but a few things can still get to me and this is one. Perhaps I've even been sent an amazing opportunity which deleted these because I c a n n o t stand seeing that phrase. WHY?!
[insert indiana jones raiders melty face gif]
Yeah. I know i am opening myself up to people saying this in the replies. sighs
How about this? Share with us what one your favorite birds is and why? I like that. Birds are nice. They bring happiness... unlike my soul-sucking, anxiety inducing job.
For some odd reason this makes me think of the movie Office Space:
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on a Monday does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays”.
Lawrence: No. No, Man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.
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For some odd reason this makes me think of the movie Office Space:
Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on a Monday does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays”.
Lawrence: No. No, Man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.
Naturally. And no one would lift a finger to help you.
There's a handful of phrases that I hear in the office world that make my skin literally crawl.
