Not to brag…
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Should I buy a lotto ticket?
Just one wouldn't hurt I guess!
Your odds of winning the lotto with one ticket is infinitely better than winning with no tickets
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I just (accidentally)dropped my new screen protector I was fumbling with (and afraid of), and it fell exactly into the right spot on the guide, and installed without a single air bubble or adjustment. I’ve truly never seen glass so centered. Should I buy a lotto ticket?
It sounds like you may have a benevolent ghost. Ask them to pick those lotto ticket numbers, and enjoy your winnings.
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I just (accidentally)dropped my new screen protector I was fumbling with (and afraid of), and it fell exactly into the right spot on the guide, and installed without a single air bubble or adjustment. I’ve truly never seen glass so centered. Should I buy a lotto ticket?
Nope. You just exhausted all your good luck with that.
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Your odds of winning the lotto with one ticket is infinitely better than winning with no tickets
And yet almost equally unlikely!
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I just (accidentally)dropped my new screen protector I was fumbling with (and afraid of), and it fell exactly into the right spot on the guide, and installed without a single air bubble or adjustment. I’ve truly never seen glass so centered. Should I buy a lotto ticket?
Try all the lucky things now!
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Your odds of winning the lotto with one ticket is infinitely better than winning with no tickets
While being statistically nearly identical.
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No, that's the difference between one ticket and more than one ticket.
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Nope. You just exhausted all your good luck with that.
You are probably correct
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How about powdered toast, man?
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I just (accidentally)dropped my new screen protector I was fumbling with (and afraid of), and it fell exactly into the right spot on the guide, and installed without a single air bubble or adjustment. I’ve truly never seen glass so centered. Should I buy a lotto ticket?
You know when frodo trips on weathertop in fellowship of the ring and the ring makes its way to his finger as if it was guided there?
Basically I'm saying you clearly have Sauron's screen protector
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Yeah. Life insurance is probably the better bet at this point.
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No, that's the difference between one ticket and more than one ticket.
Talk about diminishing returns
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You know when frodo trips on weathertop in fellowship of the ring and the ring makes its way to his finger as if it was guided there?
Basically I'm saying you clearly have Sauron's screen protector
…”Be careful…don’t accidentally do anything stupid like put it on…oh no!”
