Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders
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fucking reddit
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Brother they've been doing that for months
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Ok yeah but how is this fediverse news?
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America is becoming its own thing and Americans are being rounded up like cattle. Meh. It's only gonna get worse and I feel bad for every non-imperialist American. The rest just get what they've always supported, they get to live their values!
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Ok yeah but how is this fediverse news?
It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
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You took a screenshot of the ad and reposted it to Lemmy. Why are you using this as an opportunity to promote ICE on Lemmy?
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Fuck reddit and fuck ice
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Fuck right off.
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Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
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"US Border Patrol"
Tagline: Go Beyond.
....um no? You're not supposed to be going beyond the border. That's like the whole point of the thing...
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How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?
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As a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin’ crew.
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Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
"The government" is (or at least was, not anymore) very stable and reliable, even though you can't get as much as you could in the private sector. However Trump and this regime are notorious for cheating their workers. I just wanted to make that distinction.
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How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?
They don't actually pay
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Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
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I honestly don't know. But I look for videos and pictures to archive on the Fediverse and saw someone complaining about this ad they saw.
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And fuck the US
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Ok.....hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don't do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we're trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
"Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!"
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
"YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!!! HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I'M ICE!!!"
"We're all ICE.....and he got away!"
"Is that good?"
"NO THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!"
"Did he win the race?"
"What race???"
"Uhhhhh.......Formula 1?"
"What?"
"Vroom vroom!!!"
"What is wrong with you???"
"My father used to punish me severely."
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here's the main thing.....we DON'T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
