Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders
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Ok.....hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don't do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we're trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
"Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!"
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
"YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!!! HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I'M ICE!!!"
"We're all ICE.....and he got away!"
"Is that good?"
"NO THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!"
"Did he win the race?"
"What race???"
"Uhhhhh.......Formula 1?"
"What?"
"Vroom vroom!!!"
"What is wrong with you???"
"My father used to punish me severely."
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here's the main thing.....we DON'T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
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I heard this season they are offering a sick load out with southern border camo.
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Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
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Brother they've been doing that for months
I thought Hulk Hogan was dead...
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It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
There's a lot of things to hate in the world – it's the mark of wanting to make it better. If you are defined by thinking that hating Reddit is significant, you need a hobby.
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There are memes and communities I am still waiting for them to move here ;_;
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Wait-- their slogan is "go beyond?" That's so parodic I can't believe it's true...
... WHAT.
NOPE, IT'S TRUE.
How is this government so completely and entirely inept?
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There ain't much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
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It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
Theres a reddit community for that. Litterally !reddit@lemmy.world
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I thought Hulk Hogan was dead...
whatcha gonna do
when lemmymania runs wild
on you?
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And fuck the US
Like all of it?! At once!?
I doubt you have what it would take to satisfy.
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It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
We're already at the point where people upvote anything regardless of where it's posted. Good luck asking the general population to watch for specific subjects.
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There ain't much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
I’ve swapped back and forth between Reddit and Lemmy for probably a year/year and a half, a month ago I just finally made the full switch. Biggest thing that held me back was the lack of constant content but I’ve just decided to accept it, spent too much time in Reddit anyways.
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And here you are promoting it on Lemmy
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You can tell that's not a real border patrol agent because he's showing his face.
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Wait-- their slogan is "go beyond?" That's so parodic I can't believe it's true...
... WHAT.
NOPE, IT'S TRUE.
How is this government so completely and entirely inept?
They could have gone with a more contemplative "Look inward".
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There ain't much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
Agreed. I still browse old to see what the mainstream narratives are, but I will never log into an account ever again.
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Snicker. Posts in Reddit by ice scum saying they are not getting paid. No shit you brain dead worms. Poopy pants president never ever pays his bills. You have been duped and I relish in every second of it.
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Let's not be delulu. Reddit has more information, bigger user base and way more activity. Lemmy is not as big and relevant yet.
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I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I was probably a part of a small group of older Gen-Z'ers whose primary source of pornography consumption was Reddit. (Embarrassed of using Reddit, not the pornography)
It was quick, easy to use and hide from everyone. From my mid teens to mid 20s, that was all I knew. I've found alternatives now, but they're not quite the same. Hell, not even Reddit is the same. Glad I ditched it.
I just want a fast way to find the shit I like, jerk off, clean up and go on with my life.
