Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders
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Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
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"US Border Patrol"
Tagline: Go Beyond.
....um no? You're not supposed to be going beyond the border. That's like the whole point of the thing...
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How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?
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As a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin’ crew.
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Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
"The government" is (or at least was, not anymore) very stable and reliable, even though you can't get as much as you could in the private sector. However Trump and this regime are notorious for cheating their workers. I just wanted to make that distinction.
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How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?
They don't actually pay
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Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
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I honestly don't know. But I look for videos and pictures to archive on the Fediverse and saw someone complaining about this ad they saw.
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And fuck the US
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Ok.....hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don't do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we're trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
"Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!"
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
"YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!"
"NO YOU DIDN'T!!! HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I'M ICE!!!"
"We're all ICE.....and he got away!"
"Is that good?"
"NO THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!"
"Did he win the race?"
"What race???"
"Uhhhhh.......Formula 1?"
"What?"
"Vroom vroom!!!"
"What is wrong with you???"
"My father used to punish me severely."
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here's the main thing.....we DON'T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
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I heard this season they are offering a sick load out with southern border camo.
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Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
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Brother they've been doing that for months
I thought Hulk Hogan was dead...
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It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
There's a lot of things to hate in the world – it's the mark of wanting to make it better. If you are defined by thinking that hating Reddit is significant, you need a hobby.
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There are memes and communities I am still waiting for them to move here ;_;
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Wait-- their slogan is "go beyond?" That's so parodic I can't believe it's true...
... WHAT.
NOPE, IT'S TRUE.
How is this government so completely and entirely inept?
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There ain't much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
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It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted
Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.
Theres a reddit community for that. Litterally !reddit@lemmy.world
