What are some of your inside jokes?

[deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works]

I remember in NYC I was like 2nd grade or 3rd grade and I remember coming up with this very obscure phrase with my Cantonese classmates

"Flower Bridge"

Flower = 花 faa; Bridge = 橋 kiu; faakiu --> sounds like "fuuckyou"; we said it because curse words weren't allowed in school (obviously) and us being silly kids just laugh at it so fucking much lmao, fun times

Also I fucking hate some teachers that would give "assigned seats" ffs. I wanna choose sit with "my people", not a bunch of gwailous that I could barely communicate with.

also tagging @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world for the lolz

We would've probably have had so much fun if you were there with us lol. (it was 2010s for context)

[deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works]

In my Philadelphia middle school, we had this substitute teacher once, and like everyone just disrespects substitute teachers, and so this teacher walked out of the classroom with the school issued laptop open and unlocked, with it projecting to the smartboard, so these 鬼佬 kids were like "yo what if we opened up pornhub on it LMFAO", so some kid was in the hallway watching to see if he came back, and then in the classroom it was a loud commotion of kids urging one another to do the thing. Some kid did eventually did do it and then the whole class just bursts into laughter... wtf lmfao.

The substitute teacher came back and didn't really react much, I think he just closed the tab. (It was like a really old dude, looks like retirement age tbh.)

Like Philly schools can be so "ghetto", classrooms go wild if there's no adult in the room, sometimes even with an adult in the room.

I fucking hate my parents's decision of moving us to Philly, I loved NYC much better... Philly schools cause me so much anxiety... but rent was expensive in NYC and it was impossible to afford a house there so... ‍️

[nachbarcelona@piefed.social]

Uhuh. It's the wurst translation.

[hadriscus@jlai.lu]

My mom and I saw this film together when I was a kid, it starred Sean Connery... "Five Days One Summer" (1982). The french dub. At one point they're climbing (the entire film is set in the Alps iirc) and the woman asks the man "what do we do with the picks?" and the man responds "we leave 'em" and this moment has such an uncanny vibe because the decision is rather inconsequential but both lines are acted with considerable pathos. So whenever my mom or I need to express that we're not taking something with us -whatever it is- we go "we leave 'em" in the most theatrical tone. That's as private as jokes go, nobody even notices

[hadriscus@jlai.lu]

Holy shit, risky move. But what did that mean ? "sex 141" ?

[lime@feddit.nu]

specifically the thing she used to say was "allting ordnar sig och korven den har två". which is... you know, not exactly right either but it's not german.

[valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It's obviously advanced sex, you'd know that if you had taken sex 101

[valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Allt har en ende men korven har två.

[gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world]

We always say butts instead of dollars. A box of pencils is six butts? Three butts for an apple? I got a real life cd. Fifteen butts.

[rbos@lemmy.ca]

Our daily walk is to "touch the butt". From Finding Nemo. We have a set location that we walk to and go back. =p