I firmly believe that I can beat any US politician in a fist fight.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
meanwhile: Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003.
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I feel like Mark Kelly could kick some ass. He seems like he would be pretty scrappy.
Ooooh, that's a good one. He's probably a tough son of a bitch, but he's 61 years old. I think based on his age a couple of jabs to the face slows him down and one haymaker has him tapping out.
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meanwhile: Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003.
He's a state politician. He would have split me in 2 in 2003.
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Ooooh, that's a good one. He's probably a tough son of a bitch, but he's 61 years old. I think based on his age a couple of jabs to the face slows him down and one haymaker has him tapping out.
Don't discount the Old Man Strength(TM). But sure, most people would go down after a couple jabs and a haymaker.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Teddy Roosevelt (alive)?
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Mmm...I'm not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
I ddg’d MMA fighters who became politicians and Markwayne Mullin came up. His record was 3-0 and he’s 10 years older than you. Tito Ortiz was apparently a temporary mayor at some point.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Finally, a US political post I don't hate.
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I ddg’d MMA fighters who became politicians and Markwayne Mullin came up. His record was 3-0 and he’s 10 years older than you. Tito Ortiz was apparently a temporary mayor at some point.
Looks like a real piece of shit, but you may have found the guy who can take me. We will never know though. Unless you're reading this Markwayne, I want to fuck you up.
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Looks like a real piece of shit, but you may have found the guy who can take me. We will never know though. Unless you're reading this Markwayne, I want to fuck you up.
For sure. If you’re gonna go all out and try to beat someone up, might as well pick him.
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Dude, punching Mitch McConnell though? It would be devastating. I would be like Sammy Sosa hitting a pitch from an 8 year old. There would be saggy skin flying around.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Tim Sheehy has come to my attention. 40 year old retired Navy SEAL officer. This man would undoubtedly kill me in hand to hand combat.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Hockey? So, you're homosexual?
LOL, j/k... the media coverage of Heated Rivalry is out of control.
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Hockey? So, you're homosexual?
LOL, j/k... the media coverage of Heated Rivalry is out of control.
Brother, I've been playing hockey for 32 years. There ain't a gay joke that I haven't heard from the back of the steamy, grunty, man-pile in the showers after a game. Elephant walks aren't gay, they are team building.
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Tim Sheehy has come to my attention. 40 year old retired Navy SEAL officer. This man would undoubtedly kill me in hand to hand combat.
Nah, he'd leave you alive, to prolong suffering and serve as a warning to his other enemies
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Mmm...I'm not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.
Mmm…I’m not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.Mmm…I’m not sure being dead disqualifies him, though.
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Mmm…I’m not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.Mmm…I’m not sure being dead disqualifies him, though.
Time to eat Grandpa. Time to eat, Grandpa.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Prove it, go beat every US politician. You have the element of surprise on your side for the first 2 or 3, so fight the hardest first.
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Prove it, go beat every US politician. You have the element of surprise on your side for the first 2 or 3, so fight the hardest first.
I'm just going to show up in Washington and walk into to Congress and shout, "HAVE AT YOU!" with fists raised.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
You'll make a fatal mistake engaging either Cruz or McConnel in mele combat. In McConnell 's case, the ichor will explode forth as soon as you break the skin, enveloping you in a skin of evil, melting you down into your component parts before you even registered what happened.
Cruz is worse. The colony of unknown organisms inhabiting his skin suit will likely rip you apart slowly from the inside after issuing forth from his busted maw, crawling through your eyes and mouth, devouring everything they touch.
I recommend you save them for last. The fallen bodies of the other senators will likely prove too great a temptation, triggering a feral/instinctual feeding response that will expose their true nature, likely lowering their chances of getting reelected by 3-5% points.
