I firmly believe that I can beat any US politician in a fist fight.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Hockey? So, you're homosexual?
LOL, j/k... the media coverage of Heated Rivalry is out of control.
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Hockey? So, you're homosexual?
LOL, j/k... the media coverage of Heated Rivalry is out of control.
Brother, I've been playing hockey for 32 years. There ain't a gay joke that I haven't heard from the back of the steamy, grunty, man-pile in the showers after a game. Elephant walks aren't gay, they are team building.
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Tim Sheehy has come to my attention. 40 year old retired Navy SEAL officer. This man would undoubtedly kill me in hand to hand combat.
Nah, he'd leave you alive, to prolong suffering and serve as a warning to his other enemies
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Mmm...I'm not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.
Mmm…I’m not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.Mmm…I’m not sure being dead disqualifies him, though.
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Mmm…I’m not sure. Being dead disqualifies him though.Mmm…I’m not sure being dead disqualifies him, though.
Time to eat Grandpa. Time to eat, Grandpa.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
Prove it, go beat every US politician. You have the element of surprise on your side for the first 2 or 3, so fight the hardest first.
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Prove it, go beat every US politician. You have the element of surprise on your side for the first 2 or 3, so fight the hardest first.
I'm just going to show up in Washington and walk into to Congress and shout, "HAVE AT YOU!" with fists raised.
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I'm a relatively fit, 38 year old, male. I'm 6'3", 235 pounds, muscular. I play hockey 1-2 times a week and regularly exercise.
Pelosi? One punch, likely death results.
Trump, dead before he hits the ground.
JD Vance is a fucking pansy. I'd clock him in the eye one time and he would quit.
McConnell's head explodes on impact.
Fetterman? Pre-stroke may have had some competition, but post-stroke he's like Shrek with balance issues.
L. Graham runs away before it starts.
AOC, I could pick her up and toss her, but she'd go down swinging, I'm sure.
RFK would act tough, but one haymaker to the jaw would change that.
Gaetz goes down protecting his face as to not get plastic surgery damaged.
Booker might be tough, but I can take him with endurance.
There's talk of Jesse Ventura getting back into politics, but based on age I can beat him.
Pete Hegseth would act tough and probably kick, punch the groin, and bite. In the end I would beat him with grit and old fashioned ass beating.
You'll make a fatal mistake engaging either Cruz or McConnel in mele combat. In McConnell 's case, the ichor will explode forth as soon as you break the skin, enveloping you in a skin of evil, melting you down into your component parts before you even registered what happened.
Cruz is worse. The colony of unknown organisms inhabiting his skin suit will likely rip you apart slowly from the inside after issuing forth from his busted maw, crawling through your eyes and mouth, devouring everything they touch.
I recommend you save them for last. The fallen bodies of the other senators will likely prove too great a temptation, triggering a feral/instinctual feeding response that will expose their true nature, likely lowering their chances of getting reelected by 3-5% points.
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You'll make a fatal mistake engaging either Cruz or McConnel in mele combat. In McConnell 's case, the ichor will explode forth as soon as you break the skin, enveloping you in a skin of evil, melting you down into your component parts before you even registered what happened.
Cruz is worse. The colony of unknown organisms inhabiting his skin suit will likely rip you apart slowly from the inside after issuing forth from his busted maw, crawling through your eyes and mouth, devouring everything they touch.
I recommend you save them for last. The fallen bodies of the other senators will likely prove too great a temptation, triggering a feral/instinctual feeding response that will expose their true nature, likely lowering their chances of getting reelected by 3-5% points.
You watch too much anime or something. lol
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You watch too much anime or something. lol
I'm from Texas and I've met Ted Cruz. This is experience talking.
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I'm just going to show up in Washington and walk into to Congress and shout, "HAVE AT YOU!" with fists raised.
I am poor, but I will gladly donate to your GoFundMe after you get arrested. This is God's work.
